Bedlam Farm Blog Journal by Jon Katz

22 April

The Long Night With A Brilliant Rat And Brave Little Working Dog Battling All Night. Frightening At Times, Amazing Looking Back.

by Jon Katz

I’ve been writing about Zip lately and gushing over Zinnia’s therapy work, giving Bud less attention except for some cute photos of him lying in the sun. Last night, he showed us what a working dog can do and how much heart he has. I rarely think of small dogs as powerful and brave, but they often are way out of proportion to their size.

Boston Terriers were bred in Boston to hunt rats, and he had all the working drive of a champion border collie last night.

The struggle with a very smart and tough rat went on all night.

Maria and I were latecomers; I joined the fray at 4 p.m. Maria came in at 5 when all hell broke loose, and we realized that Bud had trapped the rat inside the refrigerator, where it had been hiding, storing stolen food for at least 24 hours completely out of sight.

He obviously tried to escape, but Bud kept heading him off and challenging him. As a result, there were all kinds of papers, calendars, and unique papers with smells rats don’t like all around the kitchen.

Yesterday, Maria looked under the refrigerator – Bud kept going there and pointing her there – and she removed boxes full of crackers.  What was frightening was that we had no idea where the rat was, if he had been there all night, or if there was another entry hole somewhere we had missed.

I did a Sherlock Holmes and thought about what was most likely, and it added up to certainty that he was still in the refrigerator. Bud was guiding us to his location when we pulled the fridge and saw that all the protective cardboard had been ripped to bits; this could only mean that Bud had been tearing the cardboard apart to get at the rat, and his stare told us he was still there.

Bud worked closely with Maria, as in the night before, he guided her to the rat’s location, got her to look at the back of the refrigerator, and told us where he was. He was working with her, and she was getting the messages.

Bud never left his post all night, sitting by the refrigerator waiting for the rat to show himself. We led him out to eliminate, and the rat, ever alert, sensed his absence, zoomed out of his hiding place, and headed to the bathroom, where the rats used to get in with a hole they had opened through the basement.

We had sealed the hole, and he was trapped. Maria could put a box over him and take him out to the woods. As I wrote, I was going to shoot him, but she couldn’t bear to see that, so she let him go. I suspect we haven’t seen his last; rats should return to their homes from as far as 50 miles away.

Bud is ready, and so are we.

The most astonishing part of this was seeing how brilliant the rat was.

He avoided all our traps, climbed cabinets, opened seal boxes, took scores of cares into the refrigerator’s inner workings, and hid them with great skill.

Without Bud, we never would have thought to look there, which was the key to getting him out. By the time we were there, Bud had panicked him into making a mistake and getting cornered. Even then, we had to take a baseboard heater apart to flush him out. He could slip into the tiniest spaces and squeeze through in an instant.

It was amazing to see what he avoided, what he grabbed, and where he hid both it and himself. He was so skillful that it was scary. We weren’t sure how to find him and get him out.

It worked out, at least for now. I respect Maria’s decision not to drown him, but this means he very well might return. I understand why she did that.

Bud tearing apart the refrigerator covering was amazing for a small dog with a small row of teeth.  At that rate, he could have pulled all the wires and plugs out of the machine and ruined it. I can’t quite imagine how either of these animals did what they did. We’re not sure, but the refrigerator is probably salvageable.

Bud is still sleeping; he’s worn out, and I suspect the rat is resting somewhere as well.  My guess is this battle isn’t over. Bud will stay out of his crate at night from now on, and we’ll keep our eyes on those holes.

It was a long and harrowing night, but the most interesting part was seeing how two very different animals used all of their instincts and special skills to battle one another for hours. It was astounding how much work the rat had to do to get those boxes onto the floor, open them, move all their contents into hiding across the room, and zoom through the tiniest spaces. Bud was in his crate the first night but was on guard last night. If the rat is as intelligent as he is, he might not come back.

There was no clear winner until the humans showed up with their brushes and dustpans. It was a remarkable evening, and I won’t soon forget it.

And all of us, people and animals, are worn out.

22 April

Happy Daisies, Goodbye Magnolias. The New Dyslexia Spelling Scramble Of The Week

by Jon Katz

I nominate Daisies and pansies as the happiest flowers in the Spring. There is just something about them that suggests energy and optimism. This morning, I had a choice: watch the many updates of the Trump trial in New York or go out in the sun and see the last of the Gladiolas, who never last long but make their beauty felt. Happiness is a choice; it comes from inside, not outside.

I’m sure I will hear about the trial soon enough and in nauseating detail. Have a lovely day, and I suggest making some happy choices. The news does not give us happy things to consider. I like to see the news, but there is too much news, too much overkill, too many things I don’t need to hear or want to hear. Let the boys play their games; I’ll find out what I want to know.

(Dyslexia Spelling Scramble of the week. FYI: When I wrote about our rat wars last night, I did a classic Dyslexia thing if you are interested: I started to spell “rat” as “cat” in the title at first and then throughout the piece. As with Bud and Zip, words of two or three letters and of things I often see around me are the ones most likely to get mixed up. I see them differently in my mind.  If I go back once or twice, I catch it most of the time. I proofread the blog closely; almost all misspellings have been corrected quickly. This is one reason photography has become important to me; it never tells a lie. It does matter, but not all that much. But I can’t change the writing on Facebook in the same way, and I don’t wish to spend time proofreading instead of writing. If the misspellings bother you, read the blog; very few are there. And if they bother you, please go away; I don’t want you to here. My writing is clear; that matters most to me and my readers. I know that similar numbers of letters are a problem, but I don’t know why. Life is full of crisis and mystery.)

 

Magolias are beautiful when they come and when they go. I hope I die as well.

 

Zinnia is such a quiet and easygoing dog.

I always say the same thing about her. She is a beautiful dog and companion. As a puppy, I asked her to come with me when I went outside to get the mail. Since then, she has done just that and has waited patiently while I collected the mail and walked back. I often bring a small treat as a reward. She never jumps on me, runs off, goes near the road, or disobeys, although she sometimes takes her time. But when I say stay, she says; when I say come, she sniffs the ground and comes. As I write this, she lies by my feet, snoring lightly. Now and then, I lean over and scratch her belly.

 

Clothesline Art In The Wind

22 April

Hell Night At Bedlam Farm, Our Rat Waterloo: We Were Up All Night, But We Won. Bud And Maria Were Heroes. I Took A Shower With A Rat

by Jon Katz

It was Waterloo for us and the rat, a cunning creature, a long, long night; he was tearing our kitchen apart, wrecking our refrigerator, eating my favorite crackers, ignoring every one of our traps. How do you stop a wild rodent who is smarter than you are?

And guess what? I took a shower with a rat close by!

We learned yesterday that we had lost the first round with a wicked-smart rat. He was still around. So, he left Bud out of his crate to guard the kitchen and refrigerator, the cat’s secret hideout for storing food.  He got into the bottom and back of the refrigerator and stored an impressive mounds of food.

Bud’s growls and barks awakened me, a clear sign of a struggle. I rushed downstairs, only to find signs of a fierce battle. I thought it had ended that the rat had fled. But I was wrong. Never underestimate the resilience of a rat.

We eventually realized the rat was hiding in the refrigerator. It looked like he and Bud had a monumental struggle; stuff was all over the floor. When Bud locks into something, there is no turning back for him.

There was no blood or other signs of a killing. I started to realize the rat had to be hiding somewhere. I didn’t know it was the refrigerator’s base, nowhere near food.

I pulled the refrigerator off the wall and tried to get some rest. When I came down again, paper and rat droppings were more signs of a struggle. Maria came down just after 5 a.m., and I turned and saw the rat bolt out (we had left Bud outside for a bit).

Bud had torn about the cardboard cover in the back, trying to get at the rat, making an even bigger mess.

When we let Bud out to do his business, the rat, ever savvy, bolted for the bathroom and the hole he came in with a month ago, which we sealed. He was so fast I only saw a blur.

He was trapped. Then he bolted, and I gave chase. He fled into the bathroom and a hole where he had gotten in and out before, but it was sealed, and he panicked.

He ran under the heating rail in the bathroom baseboard. I knew we had him. I grabbed a broom and brained him, but he slithered under the baseboard.

I closed the door, took my shower, and got dressed.  I knew he was trapped, and the only decision was how to kill him. I’ve never taken a shower with a rat nearby before.

Maria entered the bathroom and joined the fray, as she tends to do.

She took off the radiator cover, and while I got dressed, he ran out, and Maria tossed a box over him. Knowing that rats have to be taken 50 miles to make sure they don’t return, I went to get my rifle while she ran out with the box into the woods.

In my heart, I knew Maria would not be able to kill him. I told her she could drown him in the pond, or I could shoot him. She feared him busting out of the box, so she went with him and headed for the woods until I had shoes on. I was pondering how to shoot him without shooting my foot off.

I loaded the rifle, got into some shoes, and followed her to the woods behind the house.

To my surprise, Zip came with me over the stream, into the pasture, and alongside me every step of the way. I called out to Maria, but she was a long way off.  She heard me and yelled back.

When she got up to me, I saw the box was empty, and she had let him go.

I got angry. I know he’ll be back and try again, but I also love her for her Buddhist heart.

She just isn’t someone who would kill anything, from a spider to a rat to a sheep. The night was a long horror, in a way. The rat did a lot of damage before we got him. We’ve sealed all of his entry points, and Zip might get him on the way back. Next time, I’ll carry him out with my rifle.

It’s incredible how well we work together. There is no arguing or anger; we all get down to it, whatever it is. We each had a role to play—wife, husband, dog. Zinnia and Fate, no fools, hid in the dining room. I wished for a moment that Zip was spending nights in the farmhouse.

Maria was heroic on the floor, capturing the rat, opening the baseboards, and carrying him into the woods, even if she couldn’t kill him.

Maybe an owl or coyote will get him, maybe not.

It was not a pleasant night; I needed to write this while still awake. (I have to go to my primary care physician this morning for a regularly scheduled check-up.)

The battle might have damaged the refrigerator beyond repair, but this is also why I love living on a farm in the country.

We are tested and challenged all the time. I feel very much alive here, and at an age when I was expected to head south for the winter, I’ve never been happier.

I have no interest in retiring or buying a condo in a warm place. This place is fantastic; you couldn’t make this stuff up, not even for a movie. Life is always just around the corner.

She laughed. “I could not believe you are 76,” she said, “out there in a cold dawn with your rifle and your cat by your side, ready to shoot a rat.” It was amazing to see. You just don’t seem to me to be old at all.” That calmed me down.

And I could not believe my strong woman and dedicated dog and cat.

We are laughing now and reviewing our cat Waterloo, trying to piece together what happened. I am lucky to have a wife and partner like this, I thought, and happy to have a Boston Terrier; they love this.

I can’t help but have some respect for the rat, whom I was eager to shoot. He is as intelligent as I am and a lot faster on his feet. Every time something like this happens, I grow and learn—about life and myself.

This is where I am learning how to live and be alive. And to love and be loved.

It was our late-night Waterloo and another life drama that brought us closer. Death is always a shadow.

Maria felt terrible that she made sure I didn’t get to shoot the rat, but she shouldn’t feel bad. She has and earns the right to make her own decisions, and I respect that, even if I don’t always agree.

It worked out, as it usually does. I have a great story to tell, and what is more precious than that?

I love her; she’s good and real to the bones, and there isn’t a fake inch in her. My Willa Cather woman is fearless, as usual, but she is also afraid of harming any living thing.

I hope the refrigerator survives. We had to get or build a new cover for the back. Bud is pretty tough when he gets going. I was proud of him;  he was also a hero fighting for his home. Zip will be the same way.

Bud (a/k/a Zud)pinned that rat down until we could get to him. He was up all night, and I was, too. When reinforcements were necessary, they arrived.

I’m off to see my doctor. A few minutes of meditation won’t hurt.

21 April

Flower Art, Sunday, April 21, 2024 Sign Off. Got Two Dahlia’s Today

by Jon Katz

It was a sweet day: I went to a lovely lunch for our friend Alfreda, bought two Dahlias to plant in my garden bed in a few weeks, and sold a book I thought should be sold. I will soon sign off on it.

I’ve decided not to have my ears checked or explore a hearing aid; I like what a good friend my age told me: “I don’t need a hearing aid. If I can’t hear somebody, I ask them to speak up, and they do.” Sounds good.

I hear things clearly and don’t need another doctor or more expensive stuff in my life. Maria said we listened to and hear each other just fine. Okay, by me. Another anxiety purchase blocked.

I look forward to visiting the Cambridge Food Pantry this week, volunteering for the growing backpack program, and taking pictures.

One woman offered to buy actual backpacks for all the children who get one; we explained that the program’s idea is to spare the kids embarrassment from obviously receiving food their families can’t afford.

(I’ve been doing this for a while but I never know what will catch people’s eyes.)

The other reason is that no single backpack can handle all the food on one of those backpacks – milk cartons, bottles, cereal boxes, and apples – on top of sweaters, jackets, and school books.

Buying all those backpacks would cost a fortune; the same money would feed many families for weeks.

My policy is to ask what food is needed and try to get as much of it as possible. I prefer to focus.

I appreciate the goodwill of people who want to help, but what the pantry calls backpacks could not be less interesting to me. One woman wrote several messages to tell me she thought it was weird. Maybe I’m the weird one.

I am not on the food pantry board, nor have I been asked for advice on running the program. I don’t do that for the Mansion, the refugee kids, or Sue Silverstein’s art program.

And I don’t want to make work for volunteers who work long hours for no pay.

We do the best that we can for as long as we can.

For me, it’s all about the food—small acts of great kindness. We did a wonderful and Godly job last week, and I appreciate your support.

Pssst: Think Mary Kitchen Hash Corned Beef Hash$18.88 For 8 Pack.

You made a lot of children happy. I hope we can keep doing it.


See you in the morning.

The portraits of a dahlia above and below were bought from Carol’s Corner, a crucial part of my flower plan. Thanks much to them for calling them to my attention.

Soul of a flower

Now I’m going to put my air phones on and listen to the new Taylor Swift album, The Tortured Poet’s Department, with my earphones on.

21 April

People I Love: Alfreda’s Lovely Birthday Party. Who’s The “Big Boss?”

by Jon Katz

Alfreda’s friend threw her a beautiful birthday party on Sunday; we were invited. It was on a beautiful hill in a lovely house with a gracious host and six warm, accomplished women with interesting lives.

It was a particular time, and Maria felt the same. It isn’t always like that, I have to confess.

I’ve long believed social gatherings are often warmer and more comfortable when men are not around.

Alfreda’s birthday party helped affirm this for me: women seem to know how to talk and listen better than most men I know.

This gathering was especially comfortable; I enjoyed it very much, and so did Alfreda. As I left, I thought that this was in part because I was the only man in the room.

It’s a strange thing for a man to say, and yes, I am a man, but I can’t help but think it’s the truth.

I have found that women are often easier when men are not in the room. Perhaps I am speaking only for myself. I know what it feels like to be uneasy around men; I always have been. My father taught me that, I suppose.

Alfreda is easy to love.

She is warm, funny, loving, and brave. She works as hard as anyone I know.

She was very special to us, and the people gathered to celebrate her birthday; the house has a breathtakingly beautiful view,  lunch was great, and conversation was easy.

People who love Alfreda are most often the people I come to like a lot.

She is a great and precious friend. And she poses like a champ, moving into the light and lighting up with a great smile.

The We Love Alfreda Society is an impressive group of people. It was a privilege to sit next to Alfreda and watch her beam for an hour or two. She was humbled and pleased by the attention, almost shy; I’m not sure she has had too many birthday parties.

On Tuesday, Maria and I are taking her out to dinner to celebrate.

We always have a good time with Alfreda. She is honest, and she has a huge, loving heart and a wonderful sense of humor. She’s quite comfortable smacking me around.

She often needs her sense of humor, but not today. She was very happy at the party, and so were we.

She calls me “Mr. Jon,” a title I love even though I always respond quickly: “No, you are the Big Boss.”

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