7 August

Lightning And Thunder: Maria and Jay Up On The Roof

by Jon Katz
Storm Thrills: Up On The Roof

Perhaps it’s the wave of the future. In most households, when there is an emergency up on the roof, it has  historically been the woman who rushes to find the man and ask for help.

We have always been gender neutral, or perhaps female dominant, in our house when it comes to repairs. It’s always been Maria who has done it.

Jay Bridge, our friend and handyman was up on the roof taking off the old and deteriorating asphalt tiles.

I was in my study writing, and the lightning tracker on my phone (yes I have a lightning tracker which i watch obsessively when there’s a storm ever since my SUV in Hebron was struck by lightning and was destroyed ten feet from where I was sitting) started flashing urgently.

I looked at it and it said a severe lightning storm was rushing towards the farm just a minute or two away and  to our West, and I looked out the window and saw lightning already hitting the ground all along the ridge across the street from the farm. The thunder was loud and close, bang after bang.

I rushed outside to warn Jay to get off the roof, but he said he was keeping an eye on things and I saw he was scrambling to get the tarp hammered down. I thought of trying to climb up the ladder, but I knew that would lead to disaster, so I did the next best thing: I ran to get Maria.

I was very worried about Jay on that roof with a medal ladder in a severe storm with thunder, lightning and high winds. My weather app was going bonkers with warnings and alerts.

My tracker showed lightning strike everywhere around the farm.

I am older than Maria, and was slightly abashed that I couldn’t help myself, but I knew Jay would need some help up there to get that tarp down and get down quickly, and he was far too stubborn to get down before the tarp was hammered on.

I yelled for Maria in her studio and she came rushing to the rescue, pausing only to put on her sneakers and in a flash, she came around the house and  scampered up the ladder like a cat. She said she had offered to help Jay, but he refused. I suggested she didn’t ask him.

In seconds, she had pulled one end of the tarp and Jay the other, and he quickly laid down some wooden slats and hammer the tarp in place, as I watched the sky turn black and the wind pick up and the lightning bolts flashing closer and closer all around the farm.

Jay did not protest, he  seemed to welcome the help.

I have to say, it was quite dramatic, the two of them up there.  I was not sure I should have called her to go up on that roof.

But I had sent Maria up there, and she is even crazier than Jay, the two of them would keep hammering until the tarp was on even as the thunder and flashes intensified and the rain started to come down.

I did what I am equipped to do, I grabbed my camera and shouted encouragement from down below. The two of them together actually moved like lightning and worked easily together. No one is braver or faster with a camera than me.

In two minutes, the tarp was down, the storm had arrived, Jay and Maria had come down the ladder. Jay gathered up his things as the rain came and headed home, Maria and I sat on the porch and watched the story passed as I watched my lightning tracker.

I have to say I am quite proud of having a wife who can hop up a ladder light that, be as sure-footed on the roof as I am on the ground (more, actually) and wield a mean hammer. I liked calling her for help when somebody has to go up on a roof in a storm. I did some of that, especially in Hebron.

I’d rather take pictures of it.

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