Maria took a photo of me in my great new hat, she got it from our friend Heather Mitchell at the Over The Moon Bead and “Cool Stuff” store on Main Street, I was pulling off a glove in my teeth to take a photograph so it was fine with me. I’ve wanted a hat like this for years, it cost $32. Bald people appreciate warm hats, and warm hats with color and style are especially precious. By the time Maria is done with me, I’ll look like some festive Spring Native-American totem pole.