Exclusive from Dirty.com, the hard-working journalists who brought you the story of former Rep. Weiner’s wandering penis, the nightmare spawn of social media (I just have penis envy, I think, I would not dare.). Can’t wait for the Bedlam Farm Men’s Group to meet again and go over this one.

But back to the big story, Dirty.com reports on a Bedlam Farm secret, this weekend’s food confrontation between the Royal Bedlam Farm Baby Lenore and the farm’s hens. It turns out that the hens were eating from a bucket of old cheese that Maria left for them out on the lawn, and while the humans were off doing chores, the Royal Baby crept slowly up to the plastic cup to try and get to the cheese. One hen, the Leghorn, backed up but the two Brahmas held their ground as the Royal Baby Lenore slowly inched closer, bit by bit, until she had her nose in the cup and got the remaining cheese!

As the she is the Royal Baby, it seems she ought to get her way, especially against some humble hens. The white Brahma is a tough cookie, though, after Lenore got her nose in the cup, the Brahma pecked at her nose in outrage – she was not giving up her cheese – and the Royal Baby Turned and fled. This story would have been kept secret, it would never have appeared in the big media if not for Dirty.com. Back to Weiner’s penis, or as they say on the farm, the Weeny-Peenie (sorry, more envy.)