Simon dressed up in his Red Hat to stand by the gate at the Royal Baby Debut this morning, he looked every bit the stylish ass that he is. This Red Hat was purchased by me in hip Portland – some of you may remember it. It is not considered a smart hat to wear around Washington County, New York, I expect somebody would shoot it right off the top of my hat, so I gave it to Simon for the Princess Lenore Royal ceremonies this morning. I think it looks better on him than on me, truthfully. I think I’ll cut some holes in it for the ears.

He is a dude. He did a lot of braying for Lenore.