Lenore is offering a series of relax classes, she is beyond Yoga or Tai-Chi. She has experience in years of loving strangers, wagging her tail, finding and rolling in unspeakable things and resting in between on her own sofa under her own portrait, as befitting the Hound Of Love.

First, of course, you need your own sofa in a quiet room a bit out of the way. You have to train the other dogs and people to stay off it. Get into a corner, and wiggle onto your back. All hands and feet up, preferably one or more sticking up into the air. Breath deeply, snore regularly, dream of beef jerky or walking behind a donkey or sheep. Take mudbaths. That is just lesson one.