If donkeys talked, what would they tell us?

Good morning. Give us a cookie now, please.

We will not share our hay with the sheep.

Keep that ratty dog away from the pasture, please.

We will not come unless we feel like it.

Do not think we have given up on eating the barn.

We are just waiting until you think we have given up on eating the barn.

We love you, which is why we try and annoy you.

Everything must be our idea.

Please bring more carrots when you come to see us.

We wonder why humans are so stubborn and willful.

Please bring us some cookies, thank you.

We will allow you to brush us.

If we feel like it.