What is life too short for?

Cable News.

Stock Market Updates.

Apps that choose presents for your friends.

Doctors who frighten you into taking pills.

People who are angry.

People who are grim.

People who think the world has never been worse.

People who cannot laugh at themselves. Or at you.

Suits and ties.

People who think there is a Left Brain and A Right.

People who tell you what to do. Or how to live.

People who talk about their health.

People who tell struggle stories. Pity-poor-me people.

People who think their dogs cannot bear to be alone.

Or were abused.

The Corporate World.

People who run for President.

People who think the world is ending shortly,

And we will all be living in caves.